how bored can you get? what does an educated 23-yr-old who hates human contact and is not very inquisitive about the world do for fun? add to this, being only slightly less introverted than a crash-test dummy (who does not say no when somebody insists it's alright to smash up the car you're in for fun) and you get one bored creature. at this junction i wish to express my gratitude to whoever invented the television. i did for some time think about a girlfriend and from first-hand experience learned that being a penniless virgin does not add to the intrigue; whatever happened to romance.